Almighty Cleanse: November 2006

Sunday, November 05, 2006

COLON CLEANSE BODY CLEANSING LIVER CLEANSE COLON CLEANSING

COLON CLEANSE BODY CLEANSING LIVER CLEANSE COLON CLEANSING: "Why Cleanse Body
Stress, environmental pollution, unhealthy diets and fast foods are inseparable companions of our modern lives. The food we eat is packed with artificial hormones, insecticides and other chemicals which destroy its essential nutrients and vitamins. Environmental pollution enters our systems with the food we consume, the water we drink, and the air we breathe in. When pollution enters your system, it causes levels of toxins to build up in the body. These toxins affect adversly the functioning of the entire body, especially the functioning of vital organs such as the liver, the kidneys, and the colon."
Body Cleansing
Most detoxifying techniques concentrate on cleansing particular organs, such as the colon, liver or kidneys. Colon cleansing therapy involves the consumption of fiber and other herbal supplements who are intended to clean the colon. Kidney cleansing therapy uses juices, supplements and herbs to dissolve kidney stones and "flush" the kidneys. Similarly, in liver cleansing therapy specific foods are consumed in order to stimulate the liver and gall bladder to flush toxins and fatty deposits from the body. >> read more
Colon Cleanse
An effective colon cleanse therapy should always begin with removing the wastes from the colon, the last portion of your food processing chain. Actually, when cleansing our body, we should start with the colon. It has been proven that although other parts of the body such as the liver, lungs, kidneys and the cardiovascular system can be cleansed without completing a colon cleanse, we can achieve the most effective and sustainable results once we start with a thorough colon cleanse.The major purpose of the colon is to expel the toxins and wastes that it collects from other organs of the system. However, if the colon is not functioning properly and efficiently, the toxins and wastes excessively accumulate in the colon and become too numerous to expel. Ineffectively functioning colon becomes recycling the waste back into the body. The recycled waste and toxins can accumulate in our organs and impair their functioning.

John Wayne and Elvis Were Full of Shit and You Probably Are Too (article) by Sandy J Knauer on AuthorsDen

John Wayne and Elvis Were Full of Shit and You Probably Are Too
conduct a thorough study of many sources, and seek the assistance of a medical professional before using any infomercial health care products.

According to Christian Evangelist, Daniel Viera, who has scoured the bible for shit related issues and come up with the Almighty Cleanse, on autopsy, John Wayne’s body contained forty pounds of feces, Elvis Presley’s body sixty pounds, and the rest of us are probably packing at least ten pounds of contaminated, smelly, disgusting feces. Mr. Viera (I find no evidence the Mr. should be Dr. but will change this if any one else finds documentation of a degree) says if you are not producing well-formed stools after each meal, you are most likely a walking vessel of fecal toxicity. I have to admire a man whose conviction to shit allows him a jovial, hopeful tone while discussing this subject in all its gory detail.

After watching the Almighty Cleanse infomercial, the fact that his eighteen-year-old son has never seen a physician or dentist or taken any medication was the only credential I remember hearing Mr. Viera present. However, I admit my gagging and giggling distracted me from factual matter of the discussion at times. I hope someone does produce documentation of Mr. Viera’s connection to the medical profession; otherwise, his claim of having removed ungodly (pun intended) amounts of black, truck-tire-consistency fecal matter from colons gives me the creeps.
Per Mr. Viera (and possibly the bible), the common, pencil-thin stool indicates a coating of toxic stool in the colon prohibiting passage of well-formed stool, and fewer than three bowel movements a day is dangerous. Mr. Viera frowns on laxatives that produce watery bowel movements, and has developed the Almighty Cleanse to promote his favored process of cleansing – frequent, well-formed, thick stools.

I believe there is validity to Mr. Viera’s claim that most Americans do not move their bowels often enough. Now that I have poked fun at his Almighty Cleanse, I will try to be fair by posting a phone number should anyone want to order his product (1-800-541-4910). Please do not accept this as my endorsement of this product. My suggestion to anyone who feels full of shit is to conduct a thorough study of many sources, and seek the assistance of a medical professional before using any infomercial (biblical endorsement or not) health care products.

Almighty Cleanse Review

Almighty Cleanse Review: "First off, the Almighty Cleanse (or The All Mighty Cleanse) claims to completely clean out your colon and GI tract, making it as clean as 'white snow'. It also claims it can make you feel lighter, put an end to bloating, and act as a colon detox.

The logic behind the Almighty Cleanse is sound. Cleansing can remove mucoid plaque, and lead to better absorption of nutrients, faster transit times and removal of toxins from the body (which ultimately leads to the end of toxic diseases such as acne and leaky gut syndrome). Unlike laxatives, cleansing can induce healthy bowel movements without harmful side effects. The effectiveness of this colon cleansing product is another matter though.

I followed the steps outlined in the directions, and took the the Almighty Cleanse everyday for 30 days. Before the cleanse, however, I did do a 3-day juice fast, and ate nothing but Kichadi. Usually a fast is not necessary before cleansing, but since my diet was so bad recently, I thought fasting would benefit.

- The Almighty Cleanse does not have a bad taste unlike other products, and you can take in if you're traveling or on the road.

- However, it does have some very bad side effects, which they don't tell you. Sometimes during the day, without any notice, I feel the urge to throw up. I don't ever throw up, but I feel the need to. This feeling sometimes lasts for up to 2 minutes. I usually have to drink a lot of water to stop myself from throwing up. So, you have to carry a bottle of water with you at all times, which is a real nuisance.

- Another side effect is some weight gain. You would expect to lose weight during the cleansing regimen, but I gained 8 lbs in a month. This was because my appetite increased for some strange reason. With other colon cleansers, I usually lost "